stapler

how many ppl can staple themselves ?
no no thats not figurative speech .
its exactly how it sounds .
how many of u have actualy stappled urself ?
not many i suppose .
oh well i have !
i was jus fiddling around with the stappler .
playing with it , picturising it to be a space ship from stapton and then BANG !
i stapled myself .
the pins inside my palm , to perfect holes with blood oozing out ( ok jus bein dramatic , it wasnt oozing out )
and all the laughing i did with the pin still indside , thinking what i had managed to do , dint really help

it was fun !
now i'm the guy who stappled himself !