age bday

u go to the bday cards section and u'll find a sub section called : " age b'days "

so wat 'ages' or 'yrs' are xtra special :

> 1 . cuz well it's ur fisrt b'day
> 5 . cuz its the fisrt multiple of five . its time 4 the boys to make critical career choices : batman , superman , or sand-man
> 10 . cuz its the second multiple of five and the first one of ten !
> 12 . cuz its ur last preteen yr .
> 13 . cuz its ur first teen yr .
> 15 . any guesses ? just follow the tables
> 16 . i dono wats so sweet abt sixteen , but wells its special cuz its sweet .
> 18 . cuz of the drivin licence and A rated movies thing
> 19 . cuz its ur last teen yr . and u jus realise that u were a teenager all this while !!
> 20 . cuz its ur first non teen yr and now u can use the phrase , " in the past 20 yrs .... "
> 21 . cuz now u are an adult . tats wat u tgt u'd become wen u turned 18 , but well for those who missed it here's the second call . also if u r still a virgin its a milestone that says , " kill yourself "
> 25 . 5 x 5 .
> 29 . 365 days before u can stop using " i'm in my twenties "
> 30 . its the "three" in 30 tat makes it so cruel . from here on , u are on the other side , goin down the slope of life .
> 40 . its only the 'tens' place that matters . 42 or 48 , u are old , buddy . its time u started using " i dont understand youngsters these days !!"
> 50 . half century .
> 60 . " back in the year 19xx when i was ...... "
> 70 . still alive ?!

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happy b'day swati !