things to do this week

> teach meself tat 17 idlis and 9 paranthas is not wat earthlings called brkfast

> realise tat caffeine can prevent cancer only if taken in moderation

> start jogging , as soon as i get me track shoes , and the weather is better , and its not very cold in the mornings , and my feet are not injured

> stop reading newspaper or watching ndtv , cuz the world's a big bad place

> take a bath every-morning, even if it means replacing the butt from the chair and walking aaaaall the way to the bathroom

> finally fullfill my mother's dream for 21 yrs .... me brushin me teeth twice !

> learn how to spell fullfill

> cut down on watching friends , frm 11 to 3 episodes per day

> tell meself tat i'm in chen , not NY , once in every 15 mins

> tell meself tat i hafta behave like earthlings , no matter how funny i find the things they do

> not box with the curtains wen mom's around

> not box wit the walls or doors , sometimes they are suprisingly strong

> stop tellin ppl tat i'm the real batman , they are not goin to belive it

> realise tat sometimes watching porn and studying for exams at the same time , is not a very good idea