the wedding writer
So I went for a wedding today .
Not having anyting to do , I started thinking .
If I ever had a wedding and given , the inputs i'm getting from female readers , my great flowing hair , my six pack abs and my always loved jokes .... I know there is never going to be one !!
But hypothetically lets assume there was to be one .
how wud i want it to be ?
( ok i know girls do this kind of stuff , but hey i was really bored then , as i am now ! )
fine lets not make it 'my hypo wedding' . instead how i think weddings shud be :
> no ridiculous meaningless customs and rituals
> no priest , mullah or pundit
> no auspicious timing and the jazz
> no dancing and running around the fire
> no funny clothing
> no stinky garlands and stuff
> no jerks taking videos of the guests eating
> no vows either , its funny to talk abt how u love the next person and all tat crap in front of 100 ppl
> no speakers playing songs from hit flicks at 6000 decibels , in an accoustically bad hall
> a simple ceremony , preferably at home , where u can wear tees and cargos and pee wen u feel like . on a sunday or a public holiday . at say seven in the evening . wit close fly members and frends , not more than 15-20 , and the guy who has the powers to marry ppl . sign watever papers and end of story .
> and then much later , a party , where u make ur marriage public and also throw a treat and celebrate . thrown by u . wit booze and everything . and no standing on a stage wit a hundered flash lights right on ur eyes , and ppl looking at u , wen u want to dig in ur nose or scratch ur chin and more .
see simple , meaningful and stylish .
now how much time and effort does it really take to come out wit smthn so simple and logical !
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and the girl , who is reading this and saying , " man , thats exactly how i want it to be "
baby , if u r hot , call me in 7 yrs.
Not having anyting to do , I started thinking .
If I ever had a wedding and given , the inputs i'm getting from female readers , my great flowing hair , my six pack abs and my always loved jokes .... I know there is never going to be one !!
But hypothetically lets assume there was to be one .
how wud i want it to be ?
( ok i know girls do this kind of stuff , but hey i was really bored then , as i am now ! )
fine lets not make it 'my hypo wedding' . instead how i think weddings shud be :
> no ridiculous meaningless customs and rituals
> no priest , mullah or pundit
> no auspicious timing and the jazz
> no dancing and running around the fire
> no funny clothing
> no stinky garlands and stuff
> no jerks taking videos of the guests eating
> no vows either , its funny to talk abt how u love the next person and all tat crap in front of 100 ppl
> no speakers playing songs from hit flicks at 6000 decibels , in an accoustically bad hall
> a simple ceremony , preferably at home , where u can wear tees and cargos and pee wen u feel like . on a sunday or a public holiday . at say seven in the evening . wit close fly members and frends , not more than 15-20 , and the guy who has the powers to marry ppl . sign watever papers and end of story .
> and then much later , a party , where u make ur marriage public and also throw a treat and celebrate . thrown by u . wit booze and everything . and no standing on a stage wit a hundered flash lights right on ur eyes , and ppl looking at u , wen u want to dig in ur nose or scratch ur chin and more .
see simple , meaningful and stylish .
now how much time and effort does it really take to come out wit smthn so simple and logical !
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and the girl , who is reading this and saying , " man , thats exactly how i want it to be "
baby , if u r hot , call me in 7 yrs.
posted by scoffes at 10:02 PM
3 Comments:
got on ur blog by accident.... but i guess its 4 a purpose.... urs is totally in sync with my view on marriage...
Wow!! scoffes ;) ;)..
look above..
lucky..ur wish has true!!
hahaha!! all this assuming "hypo" rite.. wen it does happen, lets see if it goes the way u planned.
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