the emperor's old dress

i was reading " Hi ! " , kingfisher airlines' mag and 98% of it has page 3 stuff . mallya is the chairman , waddya expect ?!

so anyway , there is this section where these page 3 ppl , quote the price of the stuff they are wearing .
it genearlly goes like this :

> shirt : Inde Pret . 10,000 USD
> belt : Doyce and Gabbana . 50,0000 USD
> jeans : Roberta Cavialli . 3 million USD
> tie : Italy . 2 billion USD .
> shoes : custom made frm Madison Avn , NY . 5.07 trillion USD

in the case of females there were corsets and bags and "acessories " and stuff ... the cost of each , enough to feed all of nigeria .

anyway , i jus tgt of finidin out , how much i'm worth .

# as i sit on my easy chair and write this :

> shorts : uncles' old stuff . so FREE
> tee shirt : T's (friend's) . so again FREE
> underwear : jockey boxer . Rs 150 .
> prescription : abdul optics . Rs. 3,500 .
glasses

net = Rs 3650 . tat's inlc the glasses
otherwise its jus the jocks tat really were worth anythin !

# when i'm wearing my best :

> shirt : shanti colony , chennai . Rs. 350
> jeans : kamla nagar market , delhi . Rs.400
> belt : commercial street , b'lore . Rs.20
> shoes : unknown brand , local shop . Rs.400
> undies : jockey Rio . Rs.200
> vest : jockey . Rs.200
> prescription : abdul optics . Rs. 3,500 .
glasses

net = Rs. 5,070 . again incl the glasses .

try it out . its fun .