mouse hunt
we all think we live in a safe civilized world , away frm the threat of being eaten up by beasts of the wild . but little do we realise that lurking somewhere in the corner of our concrete high rises is a modern day urban moUster . . . . the 'Muridae Cricetidae' a.k.a. Mouse .
on my return to the house after a late night galavanting event , i accidentally left the door open , and in came the beast .
life has not been the same ever since .
we think it's a small harmless creature . HA ! poor us .
their strength is their size .
one , even if u are scared of them , u have to show tat they are not . cuz ppl are goin to ay " its jus a mouse ' . wat ppl dont know is , tat this mouse thing bites and scrathes and jumps and runs really fast and is often the carrier of terminal diseases !!
two . u always get the feeling tat the mouse is ON you . u can actually feel its phantom small legs running on your body , sometimes towards certain parts that if harmed can actually cause the extinction of the human species ; so that they can take over !
three . u cant see them . they run and jump . and get to the most inaccessible places . u mite think that u ve shoo-ed it away . but like always u 'll be proved wrong .
it mite be hiding somewhere . looking at you with its red eyes full of hate and disgust for the human kind .
and u never know wen it'll attack !!
and u have to go abt ur daily chores living in this constant fear .
u cant sleep , cant eat , cant work (ya rite !) .... untill u see it dead !
four . u cant kill it ! cuz if it dies , ur house is going to stink with this thing .... tat smells like a dead rat !!
( unless ofcourse u use kachua-chaap mouse killer , tat kills the rodent after it gets outa ur house .... and no ! i do not know how tat works ..... maybe they have a homing devise or a hypnotising agent or smthn )
you know , i really dont understand wat part of this hideous creature inspired walt disnety and hanna-barbara , to go abt making cartoons tat show them in the wrong light !!
and these cartoons totally mess up ur idea abt the real world , u actually start thinkin tat mouse(s) are friendly funny things , which i now know for sure .... they are SOOOO NOT !!
on my return to the house after a late night galavanting event , i accidentally left the door open , and in came the beast .
life has not been the same ever since .
we think it's a small harmless creature . HA ! poor us .
their strength is their size .
one , even if u are scared of them , u have to show tat they are not . cuz ppl are goin to ay " its jus a mouse ' . wat ppl dont know is , tat this mouse thing bites and scrathes and jumps and runs really fast and is often the carrier of terminal diseases !!
two . u always get the feeling tat the mouse is ON you . u can actually feel its phantom small legs running on your body , sometimes towards certain parts that if harmed can actually cause the extinction of the human species ; so that they can take over !
three . u cant see them . they run and jump . and get to the most inaccessible places . u mite think that u ve shoo-ed it away . but like always u 'll be proved wrong .
it mite be hiding somewhere . looking at you with its red eyes full of hate and disgust for the human kind .
and u never know wen it'll attack !!
and u have to go abt ur daily chores living in this constant fear .
u cant sleep , cant eat , cant work (ya rite !) .... untill u see it dead !
four . u cant kill it ! cuz if it dies , ur house is going to stink with this thing .... tat smells like a dead rat !!
( unless ofcourse u use kachua-chaap mouse killer , tat kills the rodent after it gets outa ur house .... and no ! i do not know how tat works ..... maybe they have a homing devise or a hypnotising agent or smthn )
you know , i really dont understand wat part of this hideous creature inspired walt disnety and hanna-barbara , to go abt making cartoons tat show them in the wrong light !!
and these cartoons totally mess up ur idea abt the real world , u actually start thinkin tat mouse(s) are friendly funny things , which i now know for sure .... they are SOOOO NOT !!
posted by scoffes at 5:18 AM
1 Comments:
sometimes mice are actly real cute.chk out da foto in metro plus! only sometimes tho.
its COCKROACHES which are da real modern day urban monster!!. mice are far betta dan roaches,any day.
weird. i was gonna post bout roaches.den i bcked out,thinkin it wud be too weird!! :-)
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