tagged !

i've been tagged .
< its this funny games girls play , u tag someone and u gotta write 20 pointers abt ya . and then they TAG along jobless guys like me into this >
now the obvious thing to do wud be : go to cuba - change name - get a face transplant .
but i'll pass tat .
gez i'll see wat 20 things i can come up with .
( also , i don want to offend a certain someone of the fairer sex )

01. i'm hungry
02. i've been hungry for most part of my life
03. its amazin how one can be as hungry as i am after the amount of food i eat
04. my mom makes sure i'm always full
05. i love my mom
06. she’s gone to the temple now
07. i wonder why ppl go to the temple
08. now if i continue on this thread , ppl are goin to come up wit the 'its all abt faith' story , tat i dont think i'll ever understand , so lets not talk abt tat
09. yes i am an agnostic
10. btw i usually drop her there in me old beaten car , but now she has found a new temple-buddy to go with
11. i like cars , like any other boy !
12. my favorite car brand ( not gettin into the specs) is the dodge viper
13. i'm (in)famous for my driving skills , in my coll
14. i'm one of the very few , na actually the only one in my coll , to drive into a lake and live to talk abt it .
15. so , see i dint die cuz i think i'm destined for great things
16. i dont think i can become a rockstar now
17. it wud have been cool if i were a standup comedian or smthn
18. i worship Seinfeld
19. i used to be a major TV buff
20. coming back to worshipin , i think Michael Crichton rocks
21. i recently finished readin all his novels . thank u very much .
22. i'm currently reading the hitchiker series . i'm in love wit douggie's way of writing .
23. wen i'm not reading , i'm thinking . abt wat ? i dono , girls and stuff .
24. sometimes i also write wat i think . tat has been a major concern to many religious and female activists .
25. i hate activists . cuz they are active !!
26. i think we invent tools to be lazy . so lets be tat .
27. someday i'd like to buy the 'lazy boy 500-i' recliner
28. before being a lazy boy , i was jus a boy . and then all i wanted was , to be Batman !
29. waddya say abt the batmobile ? i think tat baby rocks !
30. i'll tell u who else rocks . U2 .
31. oh you too think u2 rocks ? tats great .
32. a few other ppl who i think rock are : john travolta , samuel jackson , aamir khan , ashitosh gowarikar , the script writers of friends , makers of monster's inc and shrek , ar rehman , larry page and sergey brin , bill watterson , hugh hefner and well all inventors !
33. wow i actually managed to write 33 points ! this was easy . lets close it at 35 .
34. so long folks . and a note to all females : tho i've been accosted by many of ur kind , i am single , so call me !
35. i'm still hungry !