i've got the power !

Agamemnon , Edward Longshanks , British Raj , Stalin , Hitler , Tutsi Rebels , MA Jinnah , Pres Bush , my Project Guide , Snap (the band ) and Bruce ( in Bruce Almighty ) .... from adam to current day , man has involved himself in acquiring two things :
a. females
b. power

Though my quest for the former continues , in the recent present , i've had the opportunity to get a taste of the latter .

It all started when my folks decided to meet their ancestors , and leave behind their 21 yr old "hopefully - responsible" son : the Sand-Meister , incharge of the house !

So here i am , proudly sitting on the throne , defining POWER !

You know u got the power when you ...

> merge the bike keys with the house keys !
> can pee with the door open
> can watch TV as u do ur morning bizness and take the remote to the loo
> can walk around naked
> can mess with the cushions on the deewaan and get away with it
> take a bath whenever u want to
> can throw ur underwear where-ever u want to
> get to say things like : " Take the day off tomo " , " Keep the change " , " Ok now since i'm the boss , this is how things will be frm now on ... "
> when the maid starts calling you : Saar !
> ask the paperboy to stop dropping the newspaper !
> have pam on ur desktop
> redefine the breakfast-lunch-dinner system

and I my friends ," have got the POWER ! " .